The Immigration Debate
Admit it, you found yourself singing I’m a pool halll ace as lyrics from Every Breath You Take, by The Police.
Then, one day, someone clued you in to the real lyrics, My poor heart aches, and you thought to yourself “How the hell did I come up with those words?”
Fear not, oh lyrically challenged warrior. For now, a site exists to keep you, if not in tune, then at least on lyric.
Check out LyricWiki, a wiki for all of our song lyric needs.
Here are the correct lyrics for that verse:
O can’t you see
You belong to me
My poor heart aches
With every step you take
Here’s part two of the roast – again, coming at you via the fine folks at iFilm.
Steve Colbert, from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central, rips into Dubya at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner. These roasts are usually very funny, with the gloves off and no one spared, but Steve was absolutely hilarious. A cut above!
YouTube yanked the videos over copyright objections – what the hell? C-SPAN suddenly has a staff of RIAA-influenced attornies?
iFilm has the clips, so here you:
Beth 9:26 am on May 6, 2006 Permalink
lol, don’t feel bad. My sister used to think the lyrics “Hold me closer tiny dancer” by Elton John was really “Hold me closer Tony Danza”