Safety!
Thursday, March 8th, 2007If I need to go into detail for you on what “Safety!” means, then quit reading now.
I just turned on the television, find the Disney Channel tuned in, and catch a minute of a sitcom.
A family is sitting around the table eating dinner.
The younger brother makes what appears to be a “fake farting” noise using his arm pit and hand.
The sister says something along the lines “nice one, faker.”
The brother blurts out “it was real.”
Mom is ticked; dad continues eating his dinner.
Mom leers at dad.
Dad turns to son and says
“Next time, call Safety”
Hah! I love it!
Pop culture has caught up with what I thought was an ancient (college in the ’80s for me) game of having to call it or risk getting beaten up.
